Thursday, July 31, 2008

Joe Lieberman Makes My Head Hurt

Joe Lieberman, today:

LIEBERMAN: That’s why Senator Graham and I are introducing a resolution recognizing the strategic success that the surge has achieved in a central front — the central front of the war on terror against the enemies who attacked America on 9/11/01, and expressing our thanks to our troops who’ve made that success possible.


This is McCain's "go to guy" on Iraq. God help us.

Monday, July 28, 2008

WTF?

Ben Stein, former Nixon speech writer, and all around putz, vomits this out on the Glen Beck horror show:



What is the matter with these people? Because Obama has energized the electorate (as well as enthusiastic Europeans) he is a Nazi? A Mussolini or a Hitler? Is he trying to be funny? Honestly, I'm at a loss to explain exactly what his point may be.

Splints Win! Splints Win!


Defying the very laws of nature, the Splendid Splinters, the world's most self destructive beer league softball team, won their eighth Villanova Summer Softball league championship last weekend, braving 100 degree temperatures and oceans of Budweiser and undercooked bratwurst on their way to the trophy. Improbable is the best way to describe the triumph of this motley group of now middle aged clowns.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Little Tuesday Snark.....


I was listening to Rush (I know) on that way back to the office this afternoon and the dittoheads are having a heck of a time getting their heads around the controversial New Yorker cover that is the talk of the town today.

The callers, one after another, kept insisting that the cover was the MSM's warning to Obama that if he continues to move towards the center, they will use all of their liberal superpowers to destroy his campaign with inflammatory attacks like the one shown here. Rush, in vain, attempted to explain that the cover was meant as satire, and that in fact the target of the satire was the right wing itself, and even the callers themselves. This notion, not surprisingly, was met with mouth-breathing and confusion from the adoring callers.

The dittoheads like their messages a little more straightforward, it seems. This billboard in Florida succinctly captures the worldview the way they like it....black and white, if you will:





Now that's some straight talk, my friends. The group that paid for this billboard also has a Youtube hit single, you'll be happy to know, and I'm happy to highlight this little ditty here:



Not exactly Masters of War, I understand....

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Flippity.....

John McCain, yesterday:

ABC News’s Bret Hovell reports: Sen. John McCain responded late Tuesday to Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki’s call for a drawdown in foreign troops from Iraq as a prerequisite for a security agreement with the United States.

McCain said he was not concerned about the call for a "timetable" for withdrawal, a concept McCain has consistently criticized.

"I know for a fact that [troop pullout] will be dictated by the situation on the ground, as it always has been," McCain said Tuesday evening at a stop for dinner in Pittsburgh, Pa.

"Since we are succeeding, then I am convinced, as I have said before, we can withdraw and withdraw with honor, not according to a set timetable," he said. "And I’m confident that is what Prime Minister Maliki is talking about, since he has told me that for many meetings we’ve had."




John McCain, 2004:


"Well, if that scenario evolves than I think it's obvious that we would have to leave because -- if it was an elected government of Iraq, and we've been asked to leave other places in the world. If it were an extremist government then I think we would have other challenges, but I don't see how we could stay when our whole emphasis and policy has been based on turning the Iraqi government over to the Iraqi people."

Monday, July 07, 2008

Lies and the lying liars....

This post by Glen Greenwald really illustrates the very best of the blogosphere and neatly shows the revolution in news coverage that the rise of bloggers has wrought. The chronology is really telling. Mara Liason goes on Fox News Sunday and makes several statements about Obama's plan to leave Iraq, and emphatically juxtaposes the Obama position with what the "American People" feel about leaving Iraq.

HUME: But is [Obama] on the verge of changing on his long-stated promise that says, "The mission is to get out and I'll have them all out, all the forces out, in 16 months?"
LIASSON: I think the 16 months -- he is trying to get himself out of that box. Look, Samantha Power got in a lot of trouble . . . where she said, "Well, of course he's not going to just stick to some campaign promise of 16 months. He's going to look at the facts on the ground."
Well, that's what the American people want a commander in chief to do. That might not be what his left-wing base does. The question for Obama now is what kind of Iraq does he want to leave behind.



In the old days of a few years ago, that's where punditocracy ended. Mara Liasson is an expert, well informed, and her statement would have stood as fact. Brit Hume, frow burrowed, would nod approvingly at this wisdom, comfortable in the fact that the radical left-wing base of the Democratic Party was being counterbalanced by the power of the national media.

Except that it is all bullshit.

As Greenwald points out, in near real time, Obama's position clearly reflects the desires of the majority of the American people, and Liasson's assertion is pure, unadulterated crap.

How much clearer could that be? The truth is exactly the opposite of what Liasson said. Americans want to withdraw from Iraq in accordance with Obama's timetable (if not faster) regardless of circumstances "on the ground" -- not conditioned on those circumstances. But because that's not the view Liasson and her establishment colleagues embrace, they just lie and claim that the majority view is the one held only by the "left-wing" fringe, while their own actually fringe view is the one embraced by "the American people" and thus defines the "Center."


As Greenwald concludes:

The fact that Mara Liasson feels perfectly comfortable going on television and baldly uttering a clear-cut falsehood -- that only "the left-wing base" favors unconditional withdrawal while "the American people" only want to leave Iraq when "facts on the ground" allow it -- demonstrates how pervasive this deceit is. She likely isn't even aware that what she's saying is false. The establishment class is so self-absorbed, so inculcated with faith in their own wisdom, that they automatically think that whatever they and their comrades believe is, by definition, what "the American people" believe, even when all empirical data proves that the opposite is true.


And therein lies the sea change. Print media dies each and every day. Even bold commentators who speak truth to power like McClatchy struggle in this digital age. The mainstream network press will follow right behind. Information and analysis is ubiquitous and immediate. Leave aside the ridiculous profile of Rush Limbaugh that appeared in the Sunday Times Magazine this weekend, as he is as much "mainstream media" as Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather. Lord knows, reading between the lines of that article, he sat up nights crying himself senseless because Brokaw and Rather considered him a low class drug addled fatty, and wouldn't let him cocktail with them at the Waldorf. The truth and the future lies with the bloggers, like Greenwald, who in a few short keystrokes dispel the myths and outright lies of the lazy mainstream press.

Things will never be the same.

Friday, July 04, 2008

media matters for america...

Everything that you need to know about the Wes Clark brou ha ha is right here.

It is an absolutely shameful performance by the DC "villagers", and one that has already entered the discourse in this country. If you take five minutes to read Jamison Foser's recap of this, you'll understand what is wrong with our media today. I suppose the good news is that more and more people will get their news and analysis from people like Foser than people like Andrea Mitchell, but in the meantime, we're stuck with the Village Idiots. Foser concludes:

Let's pause for a moment to review. According to the news media, if you call John McCain a "hero," but say that heroism doesn't qualify him to be president, you have dishonorably attacked his military service. (Feel free, however, to say the same thing about John Kerry.) And if you criticize McCain's Iraq policies, you are participating in "an organized campaign against John McCain's military service."

But wait! There's more!

The media's knee-jerk defense of McCain doesn't stop at their use of his military service to rule criticism of his Iraq policies out of bounds. It extends to (things having nothing to do with) his age, too. See, if you criticize John McCain for ignoring his own pledge to avoid negative campaigning, the media will quickly announce that you're really attacking his age. That was ridiculous, of course, but McCain aide Mark Salter told them to say it, so they did.

You get the picture: the media is on the verge of declaring any criticism of John McCain off-limits -- even when it isn't really criticism. Even when you call him a "hero," but not quite enthusiastically enough.

One of the hallmarks of the Karl Rove era of GOP politics is that the Republicans aren't particularly subtle about their tactics. They tend to clearly telegraph what they intend to do, though often with the slight wrinkle of accusing the opposition of doing what they plan to do themselves.

That is certainly true of the McCain campaign. In the very memo in which Salter convinced the media to pretend that Obama's criticism of McCain's negative campaigning was an attack on the Arizona senator's age, Salter wrote: "Senator Obama is hopeful that the media will continue to form a protective barrier around him, declaring serious limits to the questions, discussion and debate in this race."

Yes, that's John McCain's senior adviser complaining that the media has formed a "protective barrier" around Barack Obama.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Let McCain be McCain?

Peggy Noonan, who has been certifiably senile for years now, attempts to capture the lighthearted wit of John McCain in her bizarre commentary this weekend in the WSJ. Her column, entitled "Let McCain Be McCain", is ostensibly organized around the idea that certain forces in the McCain campaign are keeping him too reigned in, holding him back, and in doing so, hurting McCain's chances because the real John doesn't come out. Peggy wants us to understand that McCain's real personality is funny, mischievous, witty and lovable. As an example of the real McCain, she tells us

The most interesting thing about Mr. McCain has always been the delight he takes in a certain unblinkered candor. There is also the antic part of his nature, his natural wit, his tropism toward comedy. All this was captured wonderfully by Mark Leibovich last February in the New York Times. Mr. McCain had taken the lead in the primaries and had gone from being "one of the most disruptive forces in his party" to someone playing it safe. In an airplane interview he said things like, "There is a process in place that will formalize the methodology." Then he couldn't help it, he became McCain:

"[He] volunteered that Brooke Buchanan, his spokeswoman who was seated nearby and rolling her eyes, 'has a lot of her money hidden in the Cayman Islands' and that she earned it by 'dealing drugs.' Previously, Mr. McCain had identified Ms. Buchanan as 'Pat Buchanan's illegitimate daughter,' 'bipolar,' 'a drunk,' 'someone with a lot of boyfriends,' and 'just out of Betty Ford.'"


Wow. I may be a bit old fashioned, but lovable and witty don't seem to describe that little bit of charm. That seems to veer a bit towards the insanely nasty, disjointed and vicious ramblings of an addled old man. Sounds like old Johnny may be a bit off his meds, actually. McCain's reputation as a cranky and hot tempered senior citizen has been well documented, and I'm sure that the McCain campaign knows a bit better than Peggy why they need to keep gramps under wraps.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

An angry Rove....

One of the things that really appeals to me about Obama and to a lot of people, I'd guess, is his quiet confidence in the face of the Republican smear machine. Unlike Kerry, who's brow would wrinkle up, and who seemed almost apologetic in the face of the attacks, Obama seems supremely confident in his ability to deflect the mud that is and will continue to be inevitably slung his way. Obama's clear and concise support of the Boumediene vs. Bush decision was based upon his background as a constitutional lawyer and it clearly showed that he will not be swayed by the fearmongers on the right who equate anything short of outright torture of brown skinned foreigners with complete capitulation to the terra-rists. He simply pointed out that the decision is well reasoned and backed by precedent, and never shied from calling out the current administration's excesses in the face of the "Scariest Threat Evah". Kerry, who correctly noted that the logical and most effective response to the threat of Islamic extremism domestically was to beef up our law enforcement capabilities, backpedaled furiously when Rove and the right wing accused him of being a French speaking windsurfing traitor.

You can tell that Obama's confidence really irks Karl Rove, and has taken him way off his game and way off his message. Yesterday, he let this one slip:

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy," Rove said... "He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."


That's real seething hatred, and it shows that Rove is off his game. The problem with it is that Rove and the GOP have been working tirelessly to paint Obama as an oriental, an outsider, an exotic, and of course, a Muslim. They want their base, and whatever portion of the center that may still be listening to them to fear his "otherness", which of course is dog whistle for their thinly veiled racism. Subtle it aint. But the Rovester is off the reservation on this comment, he's lost the script, because as Greg Sargent points out, that description only fits one man:


It should also be noted, of course, that Rove took a man who actually is a country club denizen who makes "snide comments" about others -- that would be George W. Bush -- and turned him into a regular Joe. Meanwhile, the guy who would struggle for admittance to some of these exclusive enclaves -- Obama -- is now "the guy at the country club." Rovian up-is-downism at its finest.


These guys are so turned around right now that they can't even follow their own playbook. Maybe the GOP will get it together before November, and it will be an ugly summer if they do, but for now, if the Rover is that far out of synch with his own GPS, things and looking good for Old John.

Friday, June 20, 2008

John Boton's Idea of Intelligent Discourse

Of all the knuckle-draggers, vacuous ideologues, and downright evil characters who have soiled our nation's discourse and fouled the government of this country over the past eight years, perhaps none rises to the level of vileness as John Bolton, Bush's recess appointment to the United Nations, and the former Under Secretary of State for Arms Control. His resume is typical of the closeted pantywaists that inhabit the Federalist Society and the American Enterprise Institute. He was intimately involved in the lies regarding Niger's production of yellowcake uranium, and throughout his disgraceful career, spun intelligence to fit his agenda, and hid intelligence from Condi Rice and Colin Powell when the facts proved inconvenient.

He reputation as blunt and unforgiving is, as any schoolyard bully shows, probably best explained by his own insecurities and lack of intelligence. In a disgraceful interview with the almost subhuman John Gibson on Fox yesterday, Bolton solidifies his bona fides as a complete cretin by barfing out the following:

GIBSON: The Obama team is going back to some of the old complaints about the war and the war on terror…that the left has been articulating for a long time now, and not really coming up with anything new.

BOLTON: Yeah I think honestly that’s an optimistic view of it, that it will simply be a replay of the Clinton administration. It will simply have more embassy bombings, more bombings of our warships like the Cole, more World Trade Center attacks. That would be the best outcome from that perspective.




Imagine.

Leave aside the fact that 9/11 occurred on Bush's watch. This man, who furiously pleasures himself to the notion of bombing 75 million Iranians into oblivion, who looks at the horror of the needless destruction throughout the cradle of civilization and smiles, and who wears his bloodthirsty lust as a badge of honor was deemed by the Idiot Dauphin an appropriate appointment as Ambassador to the United Nations. Cheney and Bush's utter contempt for this country was never manifested so clearly as in his appointment.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

The Vulgarity of the Neocons

TBogg lays into the vile Michael Gerson, who finds Al Franken, and not the handiwork he helped to create in Mesopotamia "vulgar". It may be heavy handed to lay the responsibility for the needless death and dismemberment of thousands of young Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis at the door of a small group of people who ginned up this ridiculous war, but as McClatchy points out today, the decision to abrogate our nations laws and ignore two hundred years of precedent with regard to the treatment of detainees was essentially hatched and executed by five lawyers:

The framework under which detainees were imprisoned for years without charges at Guantanamo and in many cases abused in Afghanistan wasn't the product of American military policy or the fault of a few rogue soldiers.

It was largely the work of five White House, Pentagon and Justice Department lawyers who, following the orders of President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney, reinterpreted or tossed out the U.S. and international laws that govern the treatment of prisoners in wartime, according to former U.S. defense and Bush administration officials.


And so it went with the run up to Iraq. PNAC was a small group, made up of a handful of neocons like Richard Perle, Doug Feith, Paul Wolfowitz, Michael Gerson and William Kristol, a group convinced of their rightness who refuse to this day to admit that the decision to launch this disastrous war was anything but correct. Their astounding arrogance and hubris knows absolutely no bounds, and their academic enablers, the Kagan family, continue to defend them and their work in the pages of the Wall Street Journal and the New York Times. Like the five lawyers who squandered our good name and forever sullied the principles upon which our international reputation was built, these men should be considered War Criminals. They should be shunned by men of good will, left alone to be tortured by the screams of the Iraqi children who they are directly responsible for butchering. Instead, they sit comfortably in leather chairs on Fox News, smugly asserting their omniscience. Until we decide that they should be shunned and ignored, they will remain supremely confident in their rightness, and urge us on to greater folly in Iran.

To assume that these ghouls would have the conscience to admit their own errors is the highest folly indeed.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Republican Recidivism

What Digby says.

Read the whole post. It will make you a better informed person.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

The Idiot Prince

In (Former Commander of the US Forces in Iraq) General Ricardo Sanchez' new autobiography, he recounts a profoundly disturbing and confused "pep talk" that Bush gave the Joint Chiefs in a teleconference call. Tom Tomorrow recounts:

According to Sanchez, Powell was talking tough that day: “We’ve got to smash somebody’s ass quickly,” the general reports him saying. “There has to be a total victory somewhere. We must have a brute demonstration of power.” (And indeed, by the end of April, parts of Fallujah would be in ruins, as, by August, would expanses of the oldest parts of the holy Shiite city of Najaf. Sadr himself would, however, escape to fight another day; and, in order to declare Powell’s “total victory,” the U.S. military would have to return to Fallujah that November, after the U.S. presidential election, and reduce three-quarters of it to virtual rubble.) Bush then turned to the subject of al-Sadr: “At the end of this campaign al-Sadr must be gone,” he insisted to his top advisors. “At a minimum, he will be arrested. It is essential he be wiped out.”

Not long after that, the President “launched” what an evidently bewildered Sanchez politely describes as “a kind of confused pep talk regarding both Fallujah and our upcoming southern campaign [against the Mahdi Army]”…

“Kick ass!” [Bush] said, echoing Colin Powell’s tough talk. “If somebody tries to stop the march to democracy, we will seek them out and kill them! We must be tougher than hell! This Vietnam stuff, this is not even close. It is a mind-set. We can’t send that message. It’s an excuse to prepare us for withdrawal.

“There is a series of moments and this is one of them. Our will is being tested, but we are resolute. We have a better way. Stay strong! Stay the course! Kill them! Be confident! Prevail! We are going to wipe them out! We are not blinking!”


Stay strong. Stay the course. Kill them.

It reminded me of this cartoon



It's just sad.

Monday, June 02, 2008

The Unbearable Seriousness of Doug Feith

Peggy Noonan, village idiot of the Wall Street Journal's editorial board, reads Scott McClellan's astonishing book on the lies of Rove and Libby and the mendacity of the Bush administration in selling this disastrous war and concludes:

What's needed now? More memoirs, more data, more information, more testimony. More serious books, like Doug Feith's. More "this is what I saw" and "this is what is true." Feed history.


That would be Doug Feith, famously referred to as the "stupidest fucking guy on the face of the planet" by Tommy Franks, one of the architects of this war, who oversaw the Office of Special Plans, a shadow intelligence organization which took as its mandate the very straightforward goal of linking terrorist organizations to state sponsors, and which came to the none too startling conclusion that Iraq was a key sponsor of Al Queda, a conclusion that was unfortunately completely unsupported by any facts. Here he is feebly defending the main tenets and conclusions in his very "serious" book:

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Tommy Gun

I SEE ALL THE INNOCENTS, THE HUMAN SACRIFICE
AND IF DEATH COMES SO CHEAP
THEN THE SAME GOES FOR LIFE!

Scottie comes clean.

I always thought that Scottie looked a little peaked at the daily presser, particularly as time went on. He had a brother, Mark, who was head of the FDA, and also headed Medicaid, and was generally considered a true wonk in DC. As such, Scottie was a bit of the younger idiot, who was forced to justify the obvious bullshit that came out of the administration on a daily basis, and truth be told, he looked pained doing it. My most vivid memories of McClellan were of a pasty white and sweaty man, pretending to be in control, but actually quite unsure of himself, a bit of a chickenshit, truth be told.

Certainly, in contrast to Ari Fleischer, he looked like he was going through the motions, particularly as the lies became so transparent that the proud 28% became the only folks left even pretending to follow the storyline. Fleischer, who possesses no conscience, had no such qualms.

Tony Snow, who followed Scottie, was a Fox anchor, and therefore was and is bereft of any soul, so he pulled the gig off just fine.

So it shouldn't be too surprising that Scottie is out with a breathless tell all, in which he lets us know that


• McClellan charges that Bush relied on “propaganda” to sell the war.

• He says the White House press corps was too easy on the administration during the run-up to the war.

• He admits that some of his own assertions from the briefing room podium turned out to be “badly misguided.”

• The longtime Bush loyalist also suggests that two top aides held a secret West Wing meeting to get their story straight about the CIA leak case at a time when federal prosecutors were after them — and McClellan was continuing to defend them despite mounting evidence they had not given him all the facts.

• McClellan asserts that the aides — Karl Rove, the president’s senior adviser, and I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, the vice president’s chief of staff — “had at best misled” him about their role in the disclosure of former CIA operative Valerie Plame’s identity.


The chickens continue to come home to roost, but on this Memorial Day weekend, it should not be forgotten that the blood of 4000 of the best that we could ever offer is on these ghouls' hands, and no confessional could wipe it clean.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

little teeny president.....

Remember that big speech that W gave in the Knesset oh so many days ago? You know, the one warning countries against negotiations with terrorist supporting nations, equating diplomacy with appeasement?

Ummmm. Somebody wasn't listening:

May 21 (Bloomberg) -- Israel and Syria have had indirect
talks for more than a year that are being mediated by Turkey and
are aimed at reaching a peace agreement, their governments said.


See. Nobody cares.

Monday, May 19, 2008

William the Bloody, Crayon in hand.

Oh, and by the way, Bill Kristol continues to be an idiot, and the NYT continues to embarrass themselves by publishing him.

Given Kristol’s recent history of obvious factual errors in his printed columns, did it not occur to the Times to consider fact-checking his pieces before they go to print? Kristol has already had to run two corrections, and this should prompt a third. How many more chances does this guy get?

Mad Laughs from Huckleberry

Isn't this hilarious? Mike Huckabee making a joke to an NRA rally about Barack Obama dodging someone "aiming a gun at him".


Let's make sure the Republicans add this insane bible humping lunatic to the ticket. That way our kids can learn that Jesus rode on a dinosaur, the earth is flat, and that providing desperately poor countries with medicines to prevent STDs is immoral.

You want funny, Huck? How about your photo as First Family of Arkansas?

MoDo and the Feminization of the Left

Digby has written on this topic many times, but you won't get a much starker example of the Republican's strategy of feminizing the Democrats as this:

Obama and Edwards make an attractive picture -- Ultra Brite coverboys of youth and glamour united against old men (and women) who worship the status quo. Fraternal twins of yin and yang, one is the healer, the other a fighter. Obama -- the man who makes Chris Matthews feel a thrill up his leg -- wants to "do the Lord's work," lately pictured in front of a Christian cross illuminated with vanity lights on a flier aimed at Kentucky voters, while Edwards wants to roll out the catapults and nuke the Coliseum.


And on and on. The gold standard for this crude attack on the manliness of Republicans and the lack thereof on the Democratic side is of course Maureen Dowd, who continues to inexplicably foul the pages of the Paper of Record each week with her meaningless ramblings on the zeitgeist of politics, I suppose. It was MoDo who referred to Obama as an "anorexic starlet" and wrote a cheap shot piece on Obama that Media Matters took apart here.

Her approach to politics is pathological, snide, gossipy, completely unsupported by facts, and almost mad in its obsession. Her obsessions have drifted from Clinton to Gore, to Clinton and now onto Obama, and I suppose all we can do is sit by and watch. Whether she is focusing on Bill's sex life, Gore's boringness, or Hil's conjugal state, her overriding theme is that the party of the right is virile and strong and the party of the left is effeminate, sissified and downright gay. The Hillary corollary, of course, is that she is butch, bitchy and obsessed, a sci-fi monster who will stop at nothing to destroy Obama and the party. Really? That's what this is all about?

Far be it from me that the Republicans have moved towards the nomination of a 72 year old with questionable health, a Vesuvian temper, a self-confessed ignorance of economics, and little or no knowledge of the most pressing foreign policy issues of the moment. Leave aside the fact that his flip flops, panders, and bald political lies have jumped into high gear, and count that as the unavoidable collateral damage of an election year. I'd still venture to say that there is a column in there for MoDo, but I'm just not sure she'll get around to writing it.